How it all started
What else was I going to do with my grandmother's china? I suck at making mosaics, so turning sweet floral heirlooms into dishes that make me smile was the way to go. They are great for commemorating life's real milestones: whether your 32-year-old son finally moved out of your basement, your mother was just released from prison, or your favorite couple finally got official proof they are not first cousins. We turn the vintage into memorable, hilarious treasures.
The hunt and the craft
Every adventure begins by scouring estate sales, country garage sales, and quaint antique shops across the prairies. Each vintage plate, platter, teapot, and creamer is inspected by hand to guarantee there are zero chips or cracks. Then comes the magic: pairing classic patterns with a witty, sassy phrase. Once complete, these dishes are no longer grandma's untouchable cabinet trophies—they are 100% yours.
Made with pure Manitoba cheek
These pieces are made for you, your best friend, your weird uncle, that wanker at the end of your street that runs the stop sign every fucking morning, or that twat waffle who insists her kid is the greatest ballet dancer on earth. As thrilled as you are to unwrap a dirty dish, I love making them even more—grinning ear to ear the entire time in my workshop. Sorry Grandma, but your porcelain has never had this much fun.
"I bought a sassy vintage platter, gonnna add it to my China collection and see how long it takes my husband to notice that it says Thankful for you fuckers"
Happy customer from Steinbach, Manitoba