Create your custom sassy china
Put your favourite cheeky phrase, inside joke, or snarly message onto authentic repurposed vintage china. Crafted in Lorette, Manitoba, each piece is one-of-a-kind and full of fucking attitude. Get the process started by emailing rosiesdirtydishes@gmail.com with these 3 bits of mandatory info.
Choose your dish type
1-Select a dish type, because every dish is authentically thrifted and upcycled, patterns vary and cannot be pre-selected, in other words don't ask for a specific pattern because you are not going to get it. (Unless you are buying in quantity of 4 or more)
Plates and dishes
Select small plates (15.24 cm to 22.86 cm / 6" to 9"), classic dinner plates (22.86 cm to 27.94 cm / 9" to 11"), or petite knickknack dishes and bowls perfect for daily shit eating grins.
Statement platters
Make an impression at dinner parties with our small platters (26.67 cm to 30.48 cm / 10.5" to 12") or large serving platters/bowls (31.75 cm to 50.80 cm / 12.5" to 20"). If you want one with a lid you'll need to specify!
Tea service and bowls
Add a cheeky twist to teatime with custom sugar bowls, creamers, gravy boats, or tea pots. We don't customize tea cups they are a huge pain in the ass.
Choose your sassy saying
2- You will not be able to put your bat shit crazy life story on a plate, keep it simple. See online store for examples.
Name and address
3 - First and Last name and FULL MAILING address needs to be included in your email to rosiesdirtydishes@gmail.com
Important custom details and care
Our vintage dishes are completely food-safe and recommended for special occasion display or light use. Never microwave your fine China—the vintage gold and silver trims will spark and burn your house down! Always clean gently by hand: light hand wash only, no scrub a dub dubbing, no dishwasher. Because every custom piece is bespoke, we have a strict no-returns policy.
How custom ordering works
To begin, email your custom request to rosiesdirtydishes@gmail.com, including your first and last name, chosen dish type (plate, platter, sugar bowl...), your exact sassy phrase, and full shipping address. You will receive an initial confirmation email outlining dish expectations and care instructions. Once all details are confirmed including payment process, your order is good to get started! Need it sooner ? Then find a piece from the online store instead, your procrastination is a YOU problem.
Shipping and delivery policies
Standard creation time is approximately 4 weeks unless otherwise noted. Once your new family heirloom dish is securely packaged and dispatched, you will receive an email notification with your tracking number from Canada Post.
